Male Refrigerator Blindness can be cured! 04/21/2011
 "I can't find anything to eat!" And just like that Male Refrigerator Blindness (MRB) has claimed another victim. The disorder is best characterized as a selective loss of visual acuity in association with a common foraging behaviour. "Despite the high prevalence of refrigerator blindness, its cause has not been established. The predisposition of males implies a genetic mechanism, but the refrigerator itself must trigger an inborn potential, since individuals become symptomatic only when standing in front of an open fridge. Possibly the hum of this apparatus (particularly older ones) mimics sounds once heard in the nurturing confines of the uterus, subconsciously reconnecting affected individuals with an environment where their nutrition was reliably provided even when they had their eyes closed". You can read more about this unfortunate illness at http://bit.ly/frigdeblind. If you've been battling MRB, help is on the way!  Sure you've relied on a lazy susan in your spice cabinet for years, so why not try it in the fridge? Located on the secluded middle shelf, the lazy susan solves 2 problems: first, it keeps leftovers from languishing behind the applesauce and second, with a simple spin of the susan, Male Refrigerator Blindness has found its cure  Soup: YUM! CommentsLeave a Reply | Author Julie Rasmussen, ArchivesSeptember 2011 CategoriesAll |
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